Jonathan (jnmadrigal) wrote in do_it_dog_style,
Jonathan
jnmadrigal
do_it_dog_style

To start the community off..... DOGGY STYLE!

THE APPLICATION

Name: Jonathan Nelson.  I also answer to "Jono D".
Age: 22.
Gender: Male-ish.
Sexual preference: Often.
Location: Long Biotch, California

At least two pictures of myself:







How long does it take for you to get HOT in the morning? I am hot the moment I wake up, so, no time at all.

What one specific aspect of your body makes you HOT HOT HOT My fingernails.  Yes, you read that correctly.

What one specific aspect of your personality makes you HOT HOT HOT My unbearable coolness makes strangers on the street stop in their tracks, and beg to give me head on the spot.

What brand of clothing do you normally wear?  My clothes seem to be a fairly even mix between the Gap, Guess? and American Eagle lately.

How would you classify your style?  Opera singer trying to be a preppy beach bum with a hipster edge.

Name at least 5 words to describe your personality: Exuberantly funny. Histrionic. Trenchantly observant.  Goddamn fucking cool

Favorite movie:  Amelie
Favorite band: The Darkness, as of late, tied with Outtkast and Black Eyed Peas
Current favorite song: I Believe in a Thing Called Love

Describe the last time you had action of any kind: It was dark.
Have you had sex before?  Yes.  Many times.
Are you a compulsive masturbator?  Yes.
What is your favorite sexual position?  Doggie style.  Duh.
What is the most sexually daring thing you've ever done?  Sex on my school campus.  NOT in the dorms.  Use your imagination.


What are your thoughts on:
+Religion: Besides an institution which teaches young boys how to take it doggie style, I don't see much value in it.
+The Government: Fuck Bush.  Heh.  That sounds kinky.
+Posers: Poseurs suck.  But people posed in doggie style are the bestestest.
+Celebrities: Only if they're bent over, doggie style.
+Sexuality: Yes, please?
+Britney Spears: I would turn straight for this woman, if I wasn't afraid of what the Spanish call Los Herpes.
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